Ever wonder if technology could help you hide a crime? Like the bodies of telemarketers you’ve tracked down and murdered? Or feed dispossessed pets to an ATM? Well, wonder no more! Much like our spiritual paths, our god given homicidal gifts can be educed easily if we only look at that which we already have. Like Siri, for instance. And, indeed, today’s tech accomplice (techomplice?) award for assistance in murder.. Read More
Pilot lands plane sans an arm? #likeaboss
Fake arms and legs are a great thing for people who’ve, ya know, lost their real ones. But what happens when the replacements fall off as you’re running complicated gadgets? Lately this seems to be a problem for people with prostheses on planes. I remember that one story about the drunk lady who took off her own stem sub and started wielding it at plane staff and passengers like a.. Read More
14 year old squats for 4 days at WallyWorld
Now, that’s just impressive. A fourteen year old kid camping out in a Walmart for the better part of a week? I mean – the feat itself is impressive. First, I give him kudos for being able to remain not-caught for four whole days. Second, that’s some cognitive kung-fu of the gladiator genre if he was able to hole up in that portal to hell most people have to ride.. Read More
Root for the villain: Lester Ballard
Quickly answer this: Could you identify with a necrophiliac? Aha! Because I’m psychic, I know that your first thoughts just went to Ted Bundy, didn’t they? Indeed, it’s hard to break away from the associations that icons – be they infamous or just famous – usher to the forefront of our minds. We know that Dahmer ate biceps because he was too lazy to go to the gym and make.. Read More