Is earth’s most poisonous spider hiding in your bananas?

While perusing news brought to us by NeverEatOrSleepAgain today, I came across: …a woman who found exotic poison stowaway spider eggs in her groceries? Ugh. If I had to read this nightmare fuel today, I’m grateful that: A – It was early enough to inundate my consciousness with unicorns and rainbows before bedtime and B – That I already ate my effing morning banana breakfast. ‘cause apparently whoever is tasked.. Read More

What do you tell your kids about terrorists – when they ask?

Never forget. Always remember. I had to start wearing my headphones in physical therapy recently, because they play non-stop “news” in there. Just hearing it is stressful. I can’t do anything to stop murders and kidnappings. I’m powerless over the painful stories but it still makes me anxious. And I’m not just talking 9/11, obviously. So I tune it and everyone around me out. Whatever it is you believe about.. Read More