Jesus, KFC. I was kidding when I said that it’d be a great idea to make Heart Attack Grill a fast food chain. (Actually, I wasn’t – but I was hoping I’d get to be the one heading it and thus profiting from it; but that’s alright. Moving on.) On the heels of the blood clogging news that was Kentucky Fried’s double down dog, now comes a novelty coffee. One.. Read More
This phone charging furniture is almost good enough for me.
Finally, a product worth purchasing – and from Ikea – no less. The impossible to assemble furniture maker announced recently it’d be constructing those awesome wireless-charging nightstands and lamps you see in the hotels… for your home. I can’t effectively share how much I love this idea, and no it’s not just cuzza the name of the product they’ll be incorporating (Qi – though I do like it, ‘cause isn’t.. Read More
Are coconut oil’s cure-claims at least quasi legit?
So, is or is not coconut oil legitimately as good as people are telling me it is? From cooking to mouth sloshing to lathering it into your locks, I feel like this stuff’s usefulness ubiquity has become the vegan’s version of the Windex wielding dad gag in “My Big Fat Greek Wedding”. Sure, it tastes great on toast, but if I was asked to compare it to any other similar.. Read More
Pedobear P4P’s with undercover cop’s elbow; goes to jail.
I can forgive those who fall for the “Your Dirty Mind” memes like this: To be fair, that armpit does, at first glance, look strikingly like my hairdresser did after cutting my Greek boyfriend’s hair off. It was very dirty. And hairy. Like him. And so were her upper limbs by the end. So an armpit’s forgivably mistake-able. But what about the long arm of the law? Or more like.. Read More
Curing the last of the winter blues…
So my mind’s moving a bit slowly today. A bit slowly and a bit like a Lana Del Ray song, all melodramatically languishing around in the calcified dome it calls home. Part of it’s ‘cause I’ve been a bit “under the weather” and part of it’s because everyone’s under the weather – or at least its tyrannical rule when it’s ice raining like this outside. I’m not a fan of.. Read More