Un’s latest experimental execution: anti-aircraft fire on one man.

Ever wonder what it’d be like to have ultimate power? Like, ya know, Kim Jong Un has? I remember writing a thing in sixth or seventh grade called “Absolute Power Corrupts Absolutely”. The idea is that when you have unchecked influence over a group’a folk, you’ll turn into a diabolical asshole. The acquisition of power part way through your life is bad enough – but I suppose then at least.. Read More

Self talk: Is your brain betching your soul out?

“Hey. HEY. Ashley.” I heard this voice the other night while in my bed. I was inside my double locked apartment. Where I live totally alone. (Calm down, Mikey. This ain’t that kindofa thriller.) But the reality behind it is kind thrilling. I mean, sure, had I still been in the phase of my life where I was watching unsolved mysteries and supernatural thrillers before bedtime, I’d’ve been 100% positive.. Read More