Ever get nookie amongst books?
Dirty in a word-atorium?
Sexed hard against hardback texts?
Some people just like getting down while they’re out in public. Regular people just trying to escape from their real careers and lives by indulging in a taboo with their boo. Libraries are quiet – like churches – which is why I tend to think this fantasy’s so common. With all that sacred silence, it feels like porking in a pew, except without the threat of hellfire awaiting you for it. And you know what always makes all’a that cool? Another person to do it with. Which is why you might wonder what this lovely young lady’s reasons were for deciding to play the flesh Fender solo in her college’s library at Oregon State:
Well, as you may be able to tell from the grainy image – it’s a still.
From a movie she made while doing it.
That got uploaded to Pornhub.
Although I didn’t watch this lovely ex undergrad’s mastur-piece, I did just watch “The Girl Next Door” again (for like the millionth time – Cuthbert’s pornstar character is uh-mazing motivation for turning up the treadmill incline and turning down the extra snacks). And what makes it more heartwarming than slutty is the intention behind it. Just like this beautiful girl from O State, the main character’s also filming smut at his school with XXX stars too. But the idea of the movie itself has to do with love, hard work, and moral fiber – which all make up for it’s very interesting interpretation of how people behave under the influence of ecstasy.
Also, the porn-movie-in-the-movie was even meant to educate kids on safe sex.
It’s porn with a point. By the end of the movie, the three kids are all headed off to great futures because they’ve made this thing that has earned them enough money to do things like become directors or go to Georgetown. Granted, it’s just a piece of Hollywood work, but the takeaway message isn’t too bad (so long as your takeaway isn’t “if I do porn, the guy next door will fall in love with me”). The big lie we’d all believe were we also 20 and wrapped up in the cruel world of internet fame (penetrative or not) like this young lady is now is that it’ll last forever. Intoxicating though the combo may be, they’re both fleeting, just like every other intoxicant.
She’s 20. I don’t expect her to fully comprehend the scope of that.
With only a decade on her, I don’t fully comprehend it myself most of the time.
I mean, I feel it, but I don’t comprehend it entirely.
“Um…. go to sleep after 10 P.M…?”
So, I’m not judging. If you’ve got the body and you’re not doing it ‘cause you hate yourself but because you love it – then flaunt it, if you like. Indeed, she states that she’s “not ashamed” of her body and has always wanted to be in Playboy – a proclivity which I totally get. It’s like that scene from “Fear” where Alyssa Milano’s expressing how desirable it is to be desired, as she and Reese pore over a Playboy centerfold by the pool. Yes – that’s an ingrained evolutionary thing. Man desires woman. Woman desires to be desired. But only if our basic survival needs have already been met. If some Disney witch came along to cast a hideous poverty spell on her, and she were suddenly whisked from privilege into a life of alopecia and missing teeth, those priorities might likely shift toward more basic survival based things. And right now, while the offers are flooding in for her to do photo shoots and whatnot, that may seem like a non-reality. Things are looking up. People know her name. And the funny feeling I get about it’s not so much the moral element of her line of work so much as planning for what happens when that line isn’t available to her anymore. If it genuinely makes her happy for now, awesome! But if she were to hear any advice from me – it’d only be the same advice I had to give myself recently when I aimed for my own “this is my calling!” goal and missed the mark:
Find some kind of a backup plan while you back that thang up, darling.
‘cause “Plan B” isn’t just the name of a pill you take the day after your coworker forgets to pull out.
It’s how you’ll survive after you get pulled out of the game.