I just have one question…
*ahem*
What’s Facebook invites doing in this inbox when I told you: “No Facebook game requests… EVER?!”
I post and I post ’till I’m half-dead, and I hear people saying, “She should join Bubble Safari” or “Come hear my shitty band sound like a cat giving birth to a bowling ball.”
And what do I get?!
A “FRIEND”… who cares as much about the well crafted statuses I post for them… as they care about me.
What’s facebook game requests doing in this inbox?!!!!!!!! ANSWER ME!!!!
I post you beautiful statuses requesting you to STOP, and you treat them like they were some DISHRAG! You do! Three hundred worded statuses, and a Facebook invite right after. Well… we’ll see how many you’ve got if they’re hidden somewhere. We’ll see… we’ll see!
Get out of that friend list!
All of you are coming out! Out! Out! Out! Out! Out! OUT!
You’ve got any more? We’re gonna see how many game requests you’ve got in my newsfeed!
Facebook invites and game requests! Why? WHYYYYYYYY? CLEAN UP THIS MESS!!!!
Sidenote: I wonder if Christina ever thought about responding by correcting Joan’s grammar (“what ARE wire hangers doing” versus “What IS wire hangers doing”) in the same inflection she used: “What’s… wrong…with your SUBJECT-VERB A-GREEEEMENT?!!?”
Would have made for a fun gag reel.
xoxo
<3~A