Okay, I don’t wanna “bully” this chick. But grow the fluff up. The background is essentially this: Dude was mean in middle school to her, they end up at the same college, he asks her out to dinner, and she stands him up after giving the waitress this note to hand him: That’s not bad, but the whole bit with posting it to the internet, all “look what I did!”.. Read More
OSU Band director fired for not being a snitch
So this OSU dude got fired because the shitty band brats he directed were hazing eachother. Apparently, these post high school nerds were inducting freshman to the group by ritualistically passing on the baton of grab-assery. And director Jon Waters got left with the shitty end of the drum stick. Why? Because the “simulated sex acts” and “members responding to demeaning nicknames of other members” and “groping” they did all.. Read More
Down to brass tacks on uppers
Ah, college. It’s really easy to reflect on that little bubble of time where everything was possible and my only job was to study and make A’s. Often, I’ll idealize that window of time in my brain. The truth is, I worked really hard and played really hard. And sometimes I played really hard while I worked really hard. About eight years out from when I departed the collegiate womb,.. Read More
Sorry, Charlie
It was roughly 2003 or 2004 of my college years, when some of my sophisticated acquaintances (roommates, ex boyfriends, random hipsters I’d meet at the local Shesha bar) introduced me to the almighty world of cine-meta: The wonderful works of Charlie Kaufman, Michel Gondry, Chris Cunningham, and the like. As for Mister Kaufman, I came to realize that a great deal of my favorite films had his involvement. Adaptation: Apparently.. Read More