Schumer ‘n Louie comedy bomb: why so serious, guys? ;(

Anyone else watch “Louie” or “Inside Amy Schumer” here? Anyone else feel like they’re both kinda sorta striking out this week? If you’ve read anything else I’ve written, you probably know I adore them both, so when I say that what they put out this week was subpar, you can be sure it’s outta love. And why do I care? Because I generally save up my comedy faves (which –.. Read More

Funny guys get laid more – but so can you.

Giving a chick the gift of laughter is pretty much like putting a vibrator to her cognitive clitoris. Ring heaven’s doorbell and you’re halfway to ringing her devil’s doorbell too. Being permitted entry into the feminine fortress is never far off. Unless, of course, you kill it by doing something like laughing at your own jokes. Or maybe having a micro-peen. But, generally speaking, if you’re good at educing mind-gasms,.. Read More