It’s like free grocery day for college kids on I-95 ‘cause this thing tipped over… It’s raining mein… chowlelujah! And it spilled the pre-packaged noodley goodness all over a more southern part of the same freeway I take whenever I feel like I’m not angry or in hate enough with the world and need humanity’s stupidity to help me out a bit. And what makes me even angrier? That this.. Read More
Cuz I split hot fire! (Dude saves stranger from flaming car)
Those stories about moms lifting cars off kids get referenced all the time. You’ll hear them especially when people want to support a mind-over-matter argument. But in these mother truck lifters, there’s a genetic urge backing it, right? I mean, I always thought it was like our brain jumps in, all, “That’s mine! I made that creature meant to carry on my legacy via the little blueprint helixes I made.. Read More
The tortoise and the airhead
The other day, I saw a lady stationary jogging – in the middle of the street. Yeah! Just like that – except she was 200 with kyphotic posture and varicose veins. Perplexed, I halted my own jog – safely off to the side of the road – and watched as she flagged down passing cars, one by one, narrowly missing being hit each time. They’d nod, issue a quizzical look,.. Read More