Turning water pods into whine

I was ultra bummed the second he said it: “Oh, by the way, it’s in a residence – just so you know.” A residence? No. Thank you. Maybe if I wasn’t scheduling to come into a business, take my clothes off my body, and lay in a pod of water for two hours, I’d be fine. For some reason, I was so much more okay with that concept during my.. Read More

X-ray mini gun, activate!

Superman’s easy access lasers may not be far off. Kinda. Not really. (I just wanted an excuse to share that amazing superpower I wish I had.) Although I’d love an intrinsic capacity to pupil preen the follicles from my stems, unfortunately this’ll only include the x-ray vision part and it’s in the form of a gun, not glasses. Or injectable superpowers. Also, it can’t see through pants – which is.. Read More