While perusing news brought to us by NeverEatOrSleepAgain today, I came across: …a woman who found exotic poison stowaway spider eggs in her groceries? Ugh. If I had to read this nightmare fuel today, I’m grateful that: A – It was early enough to inundate my consciousness with unicorns and rainbows before bedtime and B – That I already ate my effing morning banana breakfast. ‘cause apparently whoever is tasked.. Read More