True Detective… true story?! Yeesh…

Quick question, True Detective watchers: Did you die slightly inside as you marathon viewed this dark albeit very quotable series? And did you liven back up by reminding yourself, “It’s not real” (as you switched to SuperSoul Sunday reruns for the next week to layer over the viscous sickness that infected your soul’s bloodstream somewhere around the finale)? Well, get prepared for a secondary death. Because it is real. It.. Read More

McConaughey: Trübermensch Detective

Once upon a time, I made the mistake of caving into peer pressure… …and watched the entire season of a dark T.V. series called True Detective – in, like, three days. Now, this isn’t going to be a popular thing to say, but out of all the disturbingly horrible facets of this show (and there’s the worst kind, which I won’t spoil for you by sharing), the most egregious for.. Read More