RetroTweet: Spoiler Alert Addition

On today’s episode of Retro Tweets, I interact with mildly famous Twitter accounts (that is what that blue check means, no?) manned by admins I don’t know: @WhatTheFFacts Did Simon and Garfunkel sue him? — ashley (@Ashley_Olds) February 2, 2014 (The only musical duo that didn’t bore me when they did the whole track to a movie) “@Discovery: All clams are born as males, but can later turn into a.. Read More

No One Dies In Commercials

Random Morning Thought… Characters NEVER die in commercials. Why is that? Whether it’s marketing candy bars or depicting flu and cold as some furry fictitious creature getting hit by a speeding truck, there is always that scene at the end of the ad showing the character dejectedly saying, “I’m okay!” or emitting some type of a grunt (but still alive). It’s funny how we’ve no problem blowing people away with.. Read More