As a non-creature eater, I often anthropomorphize my plant food. Ya know, for the sake of murdering or defiling it in my mind. You may’ve seen some examples of this here at the Ashley Pants party house. There were the bananas held hostage in my hostel while listening to each other slowly die. The Durian queen – wooed, defiled, and discarded. Even my dog has cooperated in a snuff film.. Read More