Not long ago, I wrote about how detoxes are alright – if you do ‘em naturally. They’re a waste of money when you fork out a buncha funds to buy them which you could instead be acquiring electronics and lattes with. Why? Because you can basically just mimic the same effect by doing a fast-lite thing on your own. Though I argued the selling of it is just as bad.. Read More
Jellyfish juvenescence
Science says: No need to feast on adolescent girls to look youthful anymore! (Sidebar: Someone remind me to do a Dark Disney Part 2 including the incestuous OG version of Rapunzel? Kaythanks) Yep. According to recent research, a new sea creature might just be our answer to eternal youth. It seems a certain jellyfish (Turritopsis dohrnii) is capable of immortality. Whenever this species of transparent sentient gelatin gets injured or.. Read More