When my niece was born, my brother was so enamored he’d literally do anything for her. Pony? Yes. Unicorn shitting a stream of rainbows? Why not. Devise detailed plan to shrink the moon and steal it from the heavens? Absolutely. Unfortunately, my father-of-the-year brother may have some stiff competition, though. And from a fellow Virginian, no less. Jeriamiah Heaton’s 7-year-old daughter Emily said she wanted to be a princess –.. Read More
Vaginal water vessel? Why not!
Beavers make dams to use bodies of water as protection. But what if your own beaver could protect you by crossing bodies of water? Hey! Anyone want to take a ride in my vagina? I mean – vagina boat?! Well, that’s too bad. ‘cause I don’t have one. But you know who does? This Japanese artist Megumi Igarashi who captured her snatch onto a 3D printing technology which turned it.. Read More
We all go a little mad… sometimes
Police broke into a Brooklyn apartment Monday, after reports of a “foul smell”. No one had been seen the mother or daughter leave or enter for years. And the daughter refused to let in authorities. Mmmmyes… You’ve got my attention. Go on… A 28-year-old woman was sat inside, disheveled, and surrounded by columns of trash like a hoarder’s palace. Oh, yeah. And her dead mama-dukes, too. The lady had been.. Read More
Getting intimate on film: The 60’s did it better
What is it that’s so much fun about strangers getting intimate on film? Several months ago, I covered Vice’s footage of strangers off the street, smooching on camera. The awkwardness and apparent authenticity made it captivating in that curl-your-toes-and-feel-mortified-for-them kinda way. So when this Masters of Sex thing popped up on my feed, I couldn’t help but watch. For research. Obviously. It’s interesting because I’m human, but I’m also a.. Read More