Beavers make dams to use bodies of water as protection.
But what if your own beaver could protect you by crossing bodies of water?
Hey! Anyone want to take a ride in my vagina?
I mean – vagina boat?!
Well, that’s too bad. ‘cause I don’t have one. But you know who does? This Japanese artist Megumi Igarashi who captured her snatch onto a 3D printing technology which turned it into a full on canoe. Or kayak. Or whatever-it-is-I-don’t-understand-watercraft-lingo. Then… she got arrested for breaking “obscenity laws”. By riding around in a boat replica of her roast beef nether drapery.
Like a rebel.
(It’s funny ’cause he was almost in Rebel. But he wasn’t. #themoreyouknow)
Per her blog, she explains her lady hole hobby: “I make art pieces with my vagina, which I would rather call Manko(MK). I thought it was just funny to decorate my vagina and make into a diorama, but I was very surprised to see how upset people get when they see my works or even hear me say the word Manko.”
Igarashi’s venture was funded after she sent out the information about to 30 people or so, who subsequently offered to help finance one these fine feminine manifestations to be dubbed the “pussy boat”. Here the risqué renderings are – transformed from the exact shape of her axe wound into an aqueous vaginal vessel:
(I suppose coochie kayak was taken?)
When the punani police finally stepped in to break up the party, it was said that she had received around about £6,000 for her bawdy body blueprint pics. Reportedly, she was arrested for having breached obscenity laws, which brings to mind two salient points in this story. First is the artist’s point herself – about how peen in pop-culture is totes okay, while the lady biscuit’s forbidden.
“Manko and vagina, have been such a taboo in Japanese society. Penis, on the other hand, has been used in illustrations and has become a part of pop culture. But vagina has never been so cute. Vagina has been thought to be obscene because its been overly hidden; although it is just a part of a woman’s body.”
Yes. Racist. Racist against our vajays. But my actual thought upon reading this was… how many pervy-poos only funded this because they just, ya know… wanted to see some snatch selfies?
Either way, I’m totes doing this.
And after mine’s built, we’ll all have a party on my personal poon pontoon.
Ah, wait. Bigger probably isn’t better here, is it?
Let’s table these plans.
For now.