Piggy wants them piggies, gurl (foot fetish cop charged).

I’ve heard of a pedo-bear, but thanks to the Houston fuzz, we’ve got a new one: Podi-bear. Because this 26-year-old foot fetishist Texan cop just got charged with “official oppression” (first time I’ve heard that term before) for pulling over a pothead chick, and going all Jigsaw wanna-play-a-game-or-go-to-jail on her with the most convoluted sextortion I’ve ever heard of. (For a routine traffic stop, anyway). While the story seems to.. Read More

Windowless surround-screen plane?

Would you ride in a windowless plane? I don’t mean some blind metal tampon rocketing through the sky so that cloud-god has to wonder if we’re having a party in there or dead like Schrodinger’s cat. I mean one with screens of live images blanketing the entire interior of the plane – showing what’s happening outside instead of actual windows. Because that’s what’s coming in the next ten years, apparently… Read More

Highway robbery? Or lotto?

Ah… the old familiar feel of carbon monoxide fume intoxication taking over. The coffee in your tummy, sloshing to and fro from the stop and go. The “I’mma be late” induced heartburn. Just another typical morning commute. And to make matters worse, you’re stuck behind one of those annoying Dunbar vehicles, wondering what fraction of the cash inside that mothertrucker it would take to solve all your first world problems… Read More