Well, I’ve heard of trying to poison someone by giving them an apple… But trying to poison a parent for taking away your Apple? Apple iphone, that is? Jesus. We all knew smartphone and technology-in-general addiction was getting pretty bad. This shiz is just next level, though. When a mom did what moms do and opted to punish her daughter via text and app deprivation, the seed that sprang from.. Read More
5 reasons I condone the man bun
“I just wanna sneak up behind him with the scissors…” My best friend used to say this all the time when I was dating a long-locked dude with hair prettier than either’a ours. And, to be fair, the only reason I didn’t say “I’ll kill you if you do” was because I knew he’d reflexively murder anyone who dared approach him himself. Literally, I’d seen the guy pass-out drunk letting.. Read More
Where do we draw the line with censoring? Should there be a line?
Anyone else see this pic of the chick who sprang a leak? The big kerfuffle over this happened after some nice Indian lady uploaded it as part of a photo project, showing women in natural states. Instagram’s natural state was to say “Ewwww” and remove it. Chick uploaded it again, along with a long winded “if e’ryone else can post bishes in they drawz, then I’mma post ’em filling them.. Read More
Arson asana: liar liar yoga pants on fire
I sympathize with this woman – really. The one who burnt the yoga studio down, that is. I mean, if I’m paying a full $15 for a drop in visit, your ass had better not only leave the doors unlocked for me – tardy or not – but you’d better have a red carpet rolled out for me too. Instead, if I’m one second late to those mofo’s, it’s like.. Read More