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“And in that one flash, they’ll do whatever you say; They’re like a child.”

What eccentric drug dealer, Demencia Black is speaking is no work of fantasy fiction or a description from some True Blood episode. He’s talking about a real drug which exists among the criminal element, especially in Colombia. While it can easily be snuck into drinks, it also can be blown into your face via aerosole or rubbed onto your face if laced onto paper. Then -as he says- you’re drugged in a moment.

It’s not so new; Scopoloamine has been around for ages, but it gained some notoriety this year after a VICE Youtube documentary delved into the world of the “Devil’s Breath”. Like many things in the country, Socopolamine comes from something just as beautiful as it is dangerous: it comes from the Burundanga flower, a tree which grows lovely, white upside-down trumpet flowers whose beauty belies this most dangerous hallucinogenic and hypnotic substance, known to do the unspeakable: Erase the free will of its recipient and then erase their memories of what they’ve done while under it’s effects.

In short, it’s the common criminal’s wet dream.

“I woke up and my apartment was empty,” one man says, “so I went to my doorman and asked him who took my furniture out. He told me, ‘You´did! You moved it out last night with your friends.”

The frightening thing about this drug is how the victim is not kicking or screaming, but calmly (even, as one victim explained – enthusiastically) in compliance with whatever their murderers, robbers, or rapists request while under its influence. They aren’t shouting in protest, they don’t look worried, they don’t even seem drugged the way they might after a Roofie Colada. Most of the testimonials from victims seem to be about robbery, which as one woman states she was “fortunate” to “only” experience the latter, versus what could have happened if the assailants were even worse people.

On the flip side, some criminals who admittedly used the drug against unknowing victims, were interviewed as well. A prostitute who had been using it to drug and rob people since her teens, admitted to killing an old lady via a Scopolamine overdose, and subsequently stealing her possessions, moving them out over her corpse and through the door.

Finally, both a victim who is criminal is interviewed. His face, blurred, but still clear enough to be visibly expressive, explains how the pimp and “puntas” who wronged him “didn’t know he was well known” (in other words, a gangster) in his neighborhood. After piecing together the evenings events, he found them, and explains “that’s why I had to do what I did”. After a pregnant pause during which the interviewers fidgeted uncomfortably in their chairs, he adds, “They had to hit the floor too.”

He then detailed how he made sure they all suffered a torturous death, chocked full of rape and other sadistic horrors – not just for his own gratification; but to save face among his criminal clique.

So before you rub your hands together with an evil plot formulating in your brain, just remember that nothing happens in a vacuum. It may seem like the perfect way to get away with a crime, but you might find yourself getting sodomized by the karma dildo a lot faster and harder than you expected.

In application, if you’re a coke head, apparently this drug apparently has the same density and appearance as cocaine, but a very heavy smell to it. I could just say “don’t do drugs”, but I might just say “don’t go to Colombia”. If you do, though, bring along a few travel companions to eavesdrop on any new “friends” you happen to make while out partying.

That way, they can listen in on your convo to figure out whether or not you’re suddenly leaving with your creepy new buddy so he can make a skin suit out of you, while you lament out loud that your “only regret” is that you’ll be too dead by the time it’s done to see how fabulous he looks in it.

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<3~A WATCH FULL DOCUMENTARY HERE: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ToQ8PWYnu04