Snake fang bangs guido as breakup sex.

A love bite is always fun. Ya know. Those little mid make-out sesh lip nibbles to let your partner know this isn’t gonna be your run of the mill vanilla evenings. Not tonight. No, sir. You spent the afternoon at your local run down MVC Late Night – the one with the dying blinking neon lights that they haven’t bothered to repair in four years. You’re ready to take this.. Read More

Decapitated head exacts revenge

And now for a real life story about a severed snake-head who came back to life… …to kill the man… … who killed him. That’s right. It’d been guillotined and garbage-tossed for a full twenty minutes before the bodyless serpent launch outta the litter to annihilate the chef who went Queen of Hearts on his ass while trying to make snake soup. Well, Elle, it MIGHT have been cool if.. Read More