Google dude Larry Page estimates 50% of American jobs will be replaced by robots. In the next decade or two. That’s like – a lot. And not in that much time. While the first humans to get shitcanned and supplanted by R2D2 will be tax preparers, librarians, and telemarketers, even jobs like mine might become obsolete (can you at least pretend to look surprised?). In fact some online articles from.. Read More
Google’s has driverless car (*Yawn*)
“Google is building a car that drives itself”. If I seem like a sardonic douche, it’s cause a.) I totally am, and b.) I’m ultra-bitter about this. I mean, way to go – waiting to build a driveless car until after I’ve quit drinking alcohol forever? I could have totally benefited from this during my years living under a chemical canopy and aimlessly drifting from dive to dive sans actually.. Read More
Eyes wide shutter
The “Google” Glass thing was bad enough. Now, this new concept has come forth – camera contact lenses with which you can capture anything from a beautiful sunset to Guinness worthy public transit gems. (Because it’s rude to use your fingers.) Like many roads to hell, this one was set with good intentions. The technology was initially developed for people with diabetes to monitor blood glucose by way of remote.. Read More