It’s a little late, but… Maybe I will dress up for Halloween after all. I mean, just to answer the door to the neighborhood brats and pass out candy. But mostly, it’ll be so that I have an excuse to design a badass costume that combines pop culture with my fave Tarantino character. This genius idea came to me today as I ruminated meditatively during the morning hours, while inundating.. Read More
Whoreloween nostalgia and toys I want
I used to enjoy Halloween for the obvious early-twenties, collegiate tramp reasons: It was really my favorite. A free pass to do what I did anyway: getting sloshed and dressing skeazy. Back then, I couldn’t tell you why I enjoyed the mix of spooky and slutty so much. But I assume it had to do with Elvira – that one T.V. host who was like Morticia Addams channeling Pam Anderson… Read More
Welcome to poltergeist park!
With fall forthcoming, what better way to festively celebrate the seasonal change than by… …dancing on the graves of Native Americans? Who also killed settlers for coming there?! (#MetaDeath) That’s right. A Halloween twofer! Not far away from me, yonder in West Virginia, there’s this creepy old amusement park with a quaint bit of entertaining history…. … Bought in the 20’s, Lake Shawnee Amusement Park was built on the burial.. Read More