5 things I woke up (that are so not Beyonce)

I’ve got that stupid Beyonce lyric in my head. (Those pajamas look terribly uncomfortable.) I dunno why. Certainly not a desire to partake in the hashtag meme – ‘cause my wakeup’s are far from Sleeping Beauty post coma selfie worthy. At least, I assume they are. I had the mirror removed from the ceiling over my bed after Patrick Bateman and I broke up so there’s no way of knowing.. Read More

Get paid to join Tramps Anonymous

Ever wish you could put your boobs to work? Ya know – without having to strip, do porn, or sit under airplane seats serving as emergency flotation devices? Me too. But now we need look no further, thanks to a latest trend called “Tittygram” – a service that finally provides the answer for your lifelong question: “Where on the web can I send in a message I’d like to see.. Read More