Okay, I promise I’ll post a blog about some of the good parts of “Frozen”. Eventually. Not today. Because, for right now, I just can’t focus on Froze Pro’s until I get the rest of the unforgivable cons off my chest. Let’s – for a moment, if we can- forget about how godawful the storyline and misplaced characters were. Let’s not even analyze the bad songs and the missing pieces… Read More
Cinematic shade-throwing: Frozen.
Much like Princess Anna’s trek up the mountain, I knew I was in for a long haul. And I didn’t even have any men’s lives or sleds to destroy along my way with DDS (damsel in distress syndrome) In fact, it was a man putting me in the distress… of watching “Frozen”, finally. “If you don’t”, he threatened, “I’ll steal your firstborn and put her in a tower. And when.. Read More
DisDeppointment of the day
What an effing disappointment. I got all excited to hear Johnny Depp’s doing a new flick (and that he’s playing the big bad wolf, no less), only to learn two seconds later – that it’s a musical. What a horrible joke to play on me right at that point in the day where I need some good news in order to curb that nagging pang in my abdomen, avidly encouraging.. Read More