Fly the fappy skies! Guy tries to ejac. and eject from plane. ’cause – why not?

Or just twice-over-suicidal if you’re like this one masturbatory maniac. Mr. Doug Adams, a randy patron of the friendly skies, found that the altitude wasn’t the only thing rising up during his cloudy trek from Boston to L.A. So, he did what you might imagine any man heading to the city of angels while donning a hospital bracelet might do: go for a little lower auto-release. In mid air. In.. Read More

“Joy” product is offensive, but no one seems to nail why.

Ever get offended by a product? Because it pokes fun at a condition you personally have? Like this “Joy” card? First of all, is MSpaint the new minimalism? Secondly, call me crazy (both because I am a bit and the pun works magnificently here), but I’m not seeing anything about bipolar disorder on the actual product. Should people with chronic anger issues and depression sans the mania get upset about.. Read More