Sure, you’ve seen doctors who tell you not to smoke – between death-rattle emphysema coughs. Or dentists with teeth that look like an anvil was playing hopscotch on a piano. But have you ever seen a vet… murder a housepet? Veterinarian Kristen Lindsey sure wanted the world to see it when she not only went all Daryl from Walking Dead on a tabby and shot him through the head with.. Read More
“I Know What You Did Last Summer”, IRL
Yep. It’s just like our favorite nineteen ninety whatever it was horror flick. Minus the teenaged sex, trendy music, and hot overacting prom queens. (#funfact: this is also the name of my favorite Gwen Stefani song) In this particular tale, the killer was waiting for a conscience crisis, apparently. Ya know, I legit don’t remember what happened at the end of “I Know What You Did” or its sequel “I.. Read More
Siri’s a ride o’ die ass bish.
Ever wonder if technology could help you hide a crime? Like the bodies of telemarketers you’ve tracked down and murdered? Or feed dispossessed pets to an ATM? Well, wonder no more! Much like our spiritual paths, our god given homicidal gifts can be educed easily if we only look at that which we already have. Like Siri, for instance. And, indeed, today’s tech accomplice (techomplice?) award for assistance in murder.. Read More
Can bloodshed help your sight?
Got bad vision? Why not hone those homicidal skills god gave you? With video games? That’s right. Video games are apparently the way to go if your vision’s going. But not just any one will do. The first person shooter game “Medal of Honor” has apparently passed both the wandering eye and cataract test. Between the “back and forth” motion your optical muscles are required to do – to the.. Read More
Mean Girls IRL: From shoves to shovels
Yeah… I dunno what’s more nauseating about this story of the girl fight with garden appliances – so you tell me. What’s worse: Seeing a sixteen year old get clocked in the cranium by her ex-buddy with an airborne digging tool? The insensitive sharing and laughing at it on social media? Or (wait for it) the fact that the girl died later that day? With Facebooks trend inundation feature, I.. Read More