Greetings my sweet, sloshed lambs. On this eve of 2015, as you cure the disease of sobriety in the company of friends, I won’t be joining you. However, as a seasoned and canonized veteran of the tradition, I’ve much wisdom to bestow. Thus, I’ve magnanimously constructed the following easy-to-follow commandments for after last call, so that you may get home safely and wake up alive in the morning (wishing you.. Read More
You Can Ring My Ball…
Okay, we need to settle this once and for all. Is it “Bringing” in the New Year? Or “Ringing” it in? I have a theory: A series of dingbats somewhere, long ago, were put in charge of making New Year’s a huge televised spectacle. One of them was supposed to construct a giant bell, so that it would be a literal “ringing in” of the new annual cycle. However, there.. Read More