I used to enjoy Halloween for the obvious early-twenties, collegiate tramp reasons: It was really my favorite. A free pass to do what I did anyway: getting sloshed and dressing skeazy. Back then, I couldn’t tell you why I enjoyed the mix of spooky and slutty so much. But I assume it had to do with Elvira – that one T.V. host who was like Morticia Addams channeling Pam Anderson… Read More
Youthful Fashion: Hooker, hobo, or schoolboy?
It’s always nice to hear people say you don’t look your age. (Assuming they don’t mean you actually look a decade older thanks to sins of your past). But I always assumed before people were just being nice – until more recently. What’s the change? Is it the lifestyle mods? Or could it be the less makeup/more cardio combo I’m rocking? This past year, I tried (for the first time.. Read More
Snaps circa 1930’s – pop culture then ‘n now
Anyone watch A Million Ways To Die In The West? For some reason, I was reminded about how they rip on old timey photos and the people who never smile when I came across a Distractify piece with 1930’s snaps. I’d say they never smiled because people of the olden days always had a looming fear of death. And that’s not wrong. But let’s face it. Are you smiling right.. Read More
Feed us fetus for eternal youth
Toss your creams and Dr. Oz books, bitches. Science called and said we’re all animated machines following DNA directives – right to our genetically predestined deaths. Unless, of course, you’re up for eating the blood of a delicious newborn. Well, at least this is what we’ve been informed from the body of a 115 year old woman. The oldest known human, Hendrikje van Andel-Schipper, realized she might hold the secrets.. Read More