Snack and Whack Panda trumps Bad Touch Bears

I once shared how the “Bad Touch Bears” ruined my childhood. (It was like this, except pre-recorded and more horrifying. And my face was exactly like Tweak’s.) It was bad enough in its irony. The moment these furry Winnie The Pooh-esque creatures graced the screen of my first grade classroom T.V. set, I was reminded of my favorite honey-philiac and his gangly human pal. Even the static speckled screen created.. Read More

Fakers FTW

I always love a good Frank Abernathy story. Ya know – the dude who impersonated pilots? And doctors? And got lotsa arse? (Does he really say “Pam” in the movie?) Either way, Frank fortunately had a penchant for the kinda girls who don’t care what the difference between a “Pam” or “Pan” American flight is – and was equally smooth enough to slide by colleagues unnoticed. I suppose that idea.. Read More