I keep looking over this eggplant emoji and trying to figure out why IG might ban it: Actually, I know why they banned it. Because: penis. A year or two ago, when I was just discovering the dark side of Insta’s hashtag function, I found amongst the plethora of pill pushers and Russian prostitutes (probably not there voluntarily) a litany of of lady clams and pork swords. People really wanted.. Read More
Chinese dingle trap?
Where is YOUR favorite place to put your penis? Between some of the Hollywood movies I have seen and tales told by the men I know, apparently there are many an adventurous penis out there. And the desire to have a perpetual sausage Odyssey is so great that men and little boys alike have let it lead them through their lives like some fleshy legless horse drawn carriage. And I.. Read More