Well, I’m in love. And I’m officially in a relationship. A sapphic, incestuous tryst of bestial proportions. Because I’m henceforth spoken for. By my fur-niece. Who I’m stealing very soon. (50 Sheds of White – the love story of home-wrecker and non-housebroken…) This bish genuinely thinks she’s a lap dog. And I just don’t have the heart to hold up the mirror like Elephant Man’s antagonists, and reveal her true.. Read More
Vet snipes pet in her downtime; proudly tweets cat corpse
Sure, you’ve seen doctors who tell you not to smoke – between death-rattle emphysema coughs. Or dentists with teeth that look like an anvil was playing hopscotch on a piano. But have you ever seen a vet… murder a housepet? Veterinarian Kristen Lindsey sure wanted the world to see it when she not only went all Daryl from Walking Dead on a tabby and shot him through the head with.. Read More
Barkbuddy – cruise for rescue canines
“Tinder for dogs”? Wait what? So, it’s like dog dating? Or puppy prostitution? Play-dating? (Sorry, to let you down, Deuce Bigalow – but my little lady’s already spade). Actually, not so much. This new app has more to do with joining up humans and adoptable hounds and less to do with inter-mutt meetups. And the guys who also own Barkbuddy are responsible for this magnificence that keeps us from having.. Read More