It was somewhere around 5ish when the sushi craving began to take hold. Don’t ask me why I referenced Fear and Loathing just now, but I expect it’s likely the fact that all I could think of was that scene with the melting reptilian bog dwelling creatures as I went from having said craving… to reading this article about a walking fish. Perfect timing. Not that I eat fish anyway.. Read More
Have I proven I’m ready for another dog?
Well, I’m in love. And I’m officially in a relationship. A sapphic, incestuous tryst of bestial proportions. Because I’m henceforth spoken for. By my fur-niece. Who I’m stealing very soon. (50 Sheds of White – the love story of home-wrecker and non-housebroken…) This bish genuinely thinks she’s a lap dog. And I just don’t have the heart to hold up the mirror like Elephant Man’s antagonists, and reveal her true.. Read More