Well, I’ve heard of trying to poison someone by giving them an apple… But trying to poison a parent for taking away your Apple? Apple iphone, that is? Jesus. We all knew smartphone and technology-in-general addiction was getting pretty bad. This shiz is just next level, though. When a mom did what moms do and opted to punish her daughter via text and app deprivation, the seed that sprang from.. Read More
Is earth’s most poisonous spider hiding in your bananas?
While perusing news brought to us by NeverEatOrSleepAgain today, I came across: …a woman who found exotic poison stowaway spider eggs in her groceries? Ugh. If I had to read this nightmare fuel today, I’m grateful that: A – It was early enough to inundate my consciousness with unicorns and rainbows before bedtime and B – That I already ate my effing morning banana breakfast. ‘cause apparently whoever is tasked.. Read More