Nose candy traces in random places

Is U.K. tap water full of cocaine? Or are they just “taking the piss”? (that’s a Brit term that I may or may not be using correctly…) Well, both. Kind of. In part of a long list of unexpected locales in which booger sugar has shown up, Britain’s drinking water is certainly up there. “How’d it get there?” you ask? Apparently, they do so much of it that the yeyo’s.. Read More

Earth’s just a giant Truman Show. Let’s leave.

So, my buddy Richard used to tell me how he had those fleeting moments where he’d start to wonder “what if I’m in my own Truman show? And everyone’s watching me?” He’d usually get the feeling when something strange would happen here in reality. Neo: “There’s a glitch in the Matrix!!!!1” Tech Support: “I see. Have you tried turning it off and on again?” Like, if it’d be raining as.. Read More