T.V. psychos are normal people. Who slay pet rabbits. And eat them.

I still haven’t finished the Sons of Anarchy finale, but you know what I did see? An interview. With Charlie Hunnam. Using his real accent. The one I didn’t know he had. As I started hearing him relay an anecdote about his house getting burgled in this Christopher Walken meets British royal voice, I had one of those moments of what the Toltec’s called “mitote” and modern people call cognitive.. Read More

SOA’s “Final Ride”: Ugh. Are we theeere yeeet???

Okay I’m just going to say it. Sons of Anarchy was awesome for several seasons. But as the “Final Ride” finale draws near, this show is fccking depressing me so much that I can’t even eat my feelings over what a disappointment it is. Generally, I’ll sit there gnawing away nervously at a bowl of delicious berries as I watch grizzled grown men attend meetings in their “No girls allowed!”.. Read More

RetroTweet: Spoiler Alert Addition

On today’s episode of Retro Tweets, I interact with mildly famous Twitter accounts (that is what that blue check means, no?) manned by admins I don’t know: @WhatTheFFacts Did Simon and Garfunkel sue him? — ashley (@Ashley_Olds) February 2, 2014 (The only musical duo that didn’t bore me when they did the whole track to a movie) “@Discovery: All clams are born as males, but can later turn into a.. Read More