Ever get fed up with food servers fccking up your order? I do. When my local baristas get it wrong (and six times out of seven days a week, they do), the worst I ever do is pitch the scalding drink at her face like a baseball for her oversight. I’d never, however, dream of shooting up the window of the drive-through like this one Californian couple did after their.. Read More
“I Know What You Did Last Summer”, IRL
Yep. It’s just like our favorite nineteen ninety whatever it was horror flick. Minus the teenaged sex, trendy music, and hot overacting prom queens. (#funfact: this is also the name of my favorite Gwen Stefani song) In this particular tale, the killer was waiting for a conscience crisis, apparently. Ya know, I legit don’t remember what happened at the end of “I Know What You Did” or its sequel “I.. Read More
Junkie’s own ass betrays him by butt dialing the cops.
Once upon a time when I used to date human people, I remember being “butt dialed”. I was remaining faithful to what we in the field like to call a “non-monogamous-unbeknownst-to-the-bish-he-was-dating” dude at the time. To his credit, he was an excellent liar. But he was, unfortunately for him, very stupid when it came to putting in all the peripheral work it requires to protect a good lie. So, when.. Read More