Walking Dead: I can’t this season.

I can’t watch “Walking Dead” anymore. Not the way this season’s going. I know. I know, Carl. Me, the bish who thrives on Romero, has memorized every line of “House of 1,000 corpses” and “Devil’s Rejects”, and knows more fun facts about Bundy than she probably should – can’t seem to watch her favorite show this season without spacing apart episodes. That’s right. There’ll be no series binging for this.. Read More

Blue’s Clues’ Steve left because of his hair not heroin.

Remember Blue’s Clues? When I was a kid, I had this quilted stuffed dog with button eyes I called “Blue Dog” (at eight, my creative think-outside-the-box skills were quickly formulating, obviously). So, naturally, I thought it was the coolest thing when there was a T.V. show about my cotton filled canine made of bedcovers – giving out clues. Then, Steve’s hosting of it ended. And it did so in a.. Read More

Praise the lord and pass the channel changer – Louie’s back.

Let’s join hands and thank god for another season of Louie. After watching the two-episode season premiere, I think what I like best about Louis C.K.’s show “Louie” is – well – there’s not just one thing. For one, it’s always nice when a show doesn’t have a giggle itinerary suggested by some prescription tracked laughter. Then there’s the combination deadpan delivery and deer in the headlights reaction to moronic.. Read More