Silence of the Lambs: Why I’d’ve kicked ass as Agent Starling or the Fat Chick

While dancing in the mirror to Goodbye Horses and clutching a banana between my thighs today, I realized something. “Who knew penis envy was such an excellent adductor workout?” Once I got over my lack o’ phallus tears, three other things regarding Silence of the Lambs occurred to me – after having seen the movie for the quadrillionth time this week. The first had to do with that scene when.. Read More

What really happened in “The Guest”…

Ever watch a good film… but it leaves you feeling like you, I dunno, missed something? That’s how I felt after I finished watching “The Guest” a week or two ago. It was a brilliant thriller – especially for one of those movies that didn’t seem to be highly promoted. The the lead actor, Dan Stevens, plays his role of psychopathic secret-soldier-government-experiment-gone-wrong almost too well and the overall ambient mood.. Read More

The real reason “Thriller” kept me up at night as a child.

I’m not yet prepared to watch The Walking Dead premiere yet. So, no spoilers, thx. When I like a show such as this one, I typically wait, save up all the episodes, and then (instead of taking a holiday – or even weekly weekend off like most normal folk) I allot a personal holiday at home for binging on that show. Dark as “Dead” might be, it’s easier to not.. Read More

Olympian Chlorine Queens Issue Comedy-Chloroform

Okay, Okay. I’ve got one for you. So, Snookie, Smeagol, and the choreographer of “Thriller” walk into a pool… You’ve got to help me out with the punchline. I’m finding the photos themselves pretty hard to outdo. #lordoftheolympicrings #retrolympics