Well, I’ve heard of faking an orgasm. But faking chastity? That just sounds like something you’d hear of happening in one of those countries where you get 86’d from marriage if you’re hymen-ally challenged. You know? The ones where the traditional folk all gather as a family to hear the new bride get pried opened like a birthday gift? Yes, it sounds awfully off to me. Grandma and the crew.. Read More
Mile Hymen Club
So, this impoverished Brazilian chick wants to sell her virginity because she thinks it’ll make a lot of money: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tUcyhqEwwj0 Not since Black, has another Rebecca had quite as much attention – both on Youtube and riding on her red bicycle through town (like some symbolic scarlet letter) while the townspeople throw coins at her. *Cue to bad joke about collecting the coin bullets, if she’s as poor as she.. Read More