I thought I needed my contacts updated… …but clearly it’s just this horrible new wedding photo trend. Ya know, I get the 360 degree or panorama pictures. Those are fun because they make you feel like you’re wherever the douchebag trying to make you jealous is. They teleport that same post-cardy sentiment of “wish you were here” and fully capture how it felt to be overlooking Mount Whatever-akalau in Hawaii.. Read More
Something old, something newborn (crazy bride-mom)
Well, this Tennessee bride couldn’t find something “old” So she attached her “new” born to her dress-train and dragged it down the aisle: A new born, living on borrowed time, and soon to be blue …(after it dies – suffocating in chiffon) Are we being serious here? I legit want to know. Because just a few days ago, some news outlet hoaxed everyone by saying a comet was going to.. Read More