And now, for another edition of random acts of cruelty.
I came across this gem at some point while meandering through memery and other assorted forms of mental masturbation –
A hidden camera to capture the reactions might have been even better.
However, as a considerate person, I totally identify with why the prankster opted not to.
I mean, when I replaced my Moutain Dew in the work fridge with coolant to identify my soda thief, I wouldn’t have wanted evidence like that around either.
#totesthesame #processofelimination #canigetawitness #waitnonevermind
3 Comments
Velt
I love a good office prank. I put a paper on the side of our office printer with official Canon letterhead saying it was a voice activated printer, speak loudly and clearly. I caught a new girl trying to quietly make it do something
Ashley
Hahah! I can’t love that enough. Please have recorded it…
Ashley
A brief screenplay:
Ashley enters the copy room and sees the sign. She puts down her files, leans over printer, clears throat and begins to speak slowly and clearly:
(exaggerated): “AHEM”
(pauses, then in staccato): “Screw… You… Gre-go-ry. I saw you make this sign and I see you now in my peripheral vision.”
She continues feigning focused attention on the printer.
When it fails to stir, she puts her ear to the machine, pretending to listen for mechanical activity.
She purses her lips, shakes her head, stands up, and walks past a laughing Greg as she leaves.
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