Watching a documentary on men who dig younger chicks when I remembered a photo I’d been meaning to “meme” for some time… Instead of embedding, I’ve linked it via my Ashley original pic above. I myself have barely begun the movie, so I’ll just have to “update” this blog if and when I finish it. Already I’m in light disagreement with some of what I’m hearing, but subjects like these.. Read More
Makeup Musings – MyAshley Vice
When I see makeup – whether in a store or online, I get unnecessarily excited and feel compelled to buy something. All those pretty colors! It’s like I’m five again, going through my mom’s cabinet of creams and pressed powders. I don’t even have to be out of my previous product purchase before the desire for more garish gunk stirs deep within me. But I realized today (as I oohed.. Read More
Which way do YOU lay?
I’m sure they missed a few here. Which one are you? Me? The first one if I’m alone. The last one if anyone tries to share the bed with me. When solo, I stay still in slumber… Any company, and my dreaming limbs attempt to reject them from my bed like a bad implant from a surgery patient. “Qwoping” Gang-up-on-him style. xoxo
Obama Illuminati Symbol?
You probably came here thinking, “Oh – so Ashley is some illuminati conspiracy theorist now?” Eh… That’s not the idea. I do get annoyed with hearing about how every famous person in the world is “part of it”, though. So, I figured I would beat them to the punch. I can almost guarantee that anyone who is a theorist who sees this new Obama clip (where he’s crying, and twice.. Read More
Dexter’s New Girlfriend
I was re-watching last Sunday’s Dexter (missed the first half when it aired) today post work, when I realized two things. First: “Haxter” – for obvious reasons – would make the ideal portmanteau of their names. Second: Although we all imagined how death table sex might be since season one, it wasn’t any less hot once it finally happened. And letter C – As Haxter initiated the wiener waltz, I.. Read More
In The Age of Information…
I’ve seen this meme going around lately: If we’re talking the details of quantum physics, ehhh… I guess you get a pass. But everyday stuff? Not so much – and it’s not because you should have every detail on every topic memorized. Rather, in the age of smartphones, when it comes to info assimilation, we’re living a real life game of “Who Wants to be a Millionare?” It’s called ignorance.. Read More
Sandy, Tom Cruise, and Fake Fish
Did Sandra steal your power? Are you stuck home, bored? Well, so are these people: That’s why they’re standing around and staring at eachother like they’re waiting for the mothership to arrive. They came out to see what Times Square looks like when there aren’t any people in it. You, on the other hand, get to watch them watch the empty streets from the comfort of your own home. Sidenote:.. Read More
Blueprints to Eternity: Inquiries on the Infinite
A lot of people will say “I wasn’t a believer in X until I saw Y” in order to make their case about all things paranormal seem more believable. I’ve heard it over and over with ghost stories and near-death experiences and never gave much credence to any of it. I still don’t know how I feel about it; but a day or two ago I was mulling over the.. Read More
Girl Model
I was down with the flu, so I spent my sick day watching a documentary I’d been wanting to see for a while about young girls in the modeling industry. It’s a little different from “Picture Me”, though. Video embedded after the blog! Against the creepy backdrop of some Aphex Twin sounding music, “Girl Model” invites you into the twisted world of teen modeling. We follow Nadya, a beautiful 14.. Read More
I should make this App for Iphone…
Let’s get something straight right now. I don’t “count” calories. I add them via my mouth, and subtract them from my ass via low impact cardio. That’s just me. That’s just what I do. Everyone else doesn’t have to…but I will say that if more people did do this, there might be a hell of a lot less carping about size. It might also keep fewer women from lying to.. Read More