Ever had an out of body experience? No, not one’a those. I mean a legit, can’t-blame-the-drugs-for-this-one style “is this real life?” moment. My first one came about a week or two ago while waking up. And my best non-dramatic description for a holy-fckk experience like that which you can’t well put into words is this: It was brief, it was weird, and I wasn’t a fan of it. The only.. Read More
We all go a little mad… sometimes
Police broke into a Brooklyn apartment Monday, after reports of a “foul smell”. No one had been seen the mother or daughter leave or enter for years. And the daughter refused to let in authorities. Mmmmyes… You’ve got my attention. Go on… A 28-year-old woman was sat inside, disheveled, and surrounded by columns of trash like a hoarder’s palace. Oh, yeah. And her dead mama-dukes, too. The lady had been.. Read More
The 7 deadly yins of hot chakra work.
My dad recently asked me as we sipped coffee what “hot yoga” was.* I found it hard to give an apt description – partly because it’s different everytime I go, partly because I don’t really know what I’m doing, and partly because I wanted to do the Gwyneth thing and compare my memory of it to his Vietnam ones. But even I have a couth-line I draw. #sorrynotsorry Mostly, though,.. Read More
New Favorite Animal: Immortal Zombie Water Bears
Remember when you were a kid, and people would ask you sophomoric questions to perpetuate your egotistical “I, Me, It’s-my-world-you’re-just-living-in-it” mindset, like, “What’s your favorite animal? And what’s your least favorite animal?” Well, while I can still confidently say I love dogs best and loathe spiders most , the scientist in me has come around to greatly respecting at least one animal out there that has eight legs and goes.. Read More