Jesus. I thought I had a fckkd up relache with sex. But then I read about this animal today called the Antechinus – who forks for fourteen hours at a time, OD’s on his own testosterone, and then finally dies ‘cause his immune system goes out. (On the upside, he doesn’t have to stick around to raise the kids seeing as they’re burying his bones while he’s still got a.. Read More
Finally, a death simulator!
Fkkn finally… A death simulator is here. When I read about this new 4D thrill (or “shrill”, as they call it) ride in China that simulates death, cremation, and being reborn – I was excited. But admittedly, I wasn’t as excited as I could be. That’s just because I’ve long said that I wish there was a virtual reality experience that brought you as close to death as possible so.. Read More
“Asses to asses… Bust to bust”
Some things just go well together. Like peanut butter and jelly. Butter and popcorn. Sex… and death. Yep. You heard me right. After seeing a “in weird news” piece today about China tryn’a stop people from hiring strippers for funeral services, I wondered – when was this ever a thing to begin with? It sounds more like a cross between a Will Ferrell movie sub-plot and something that’d be reserved.. Read More
Science kills people to study out of body experiences? Awesome.
Ever had an out of body experience? No, not one’a those. I mean a legit, can’t-blame-the-drugs-for-this-one style “is this real life?” moment. My first one came about a week or two ago while waking up. And my best non-dramatic description for a holy-fckk experience like that which you can’t well put into words is this: It was brief, it was weird, and I wasn’t a fan of it. The only.. Read More