Sandy vaj? There’s a tablet for that.

Do you want to take the blue pill? Or the pink pill? Well, if we’re talking about libido boosters versus making some moral decision about saving the world, it’s pretty simple. We’re all well aware that the notorious “blue pill” is for boys. But what you may not know is that there’s now a pink one, as well – for girls gone dry. And while that’d make a fun title.. Read More

What happens when you mix PCP and bath salts?

Q: Hey, what do you get when you take PCP and Bath Salts and mix ‘em together? A: You don’t. You don’t take PCP. Or take bath salts. Much less mix ‘em. Well, one would hope that would be the answer, given the vast catalog of examples the internet has provided for us in various media forms. (Everyone remember the bath salts guy who got taken away on a stretcher?).. Read More

New welfare drug screens seem good – but are they enough?

It’s great that Michigan’s gonna require welfare recipients to take drug tests The legislation will issue mandatory treatment for those who test positive. And that’s fantastic. But will it be sufficient? You may be thinking “Wait a second. Jail and being cut off is exactly what we want for those money sucking junkies!” And I get where you’re coming from. But that could also be punishment for what may have.. Read More

Anchor can’t anchor himself as he inadvertently gets high on camera.

Ah, getting high on the job. It’s generally a pastime reserved for the acne speckled wake n’ bake professionals who man your local Taco Bell drive through. But even the most celebrated and respected T.V. reporters do it sometimes too. In fact, some of them even get paid to do it during work – while the cameras are rolling for an international audience. Like BBC reporter Quentin Sommerville (below). To.. Read More

Spiritually awakened by Mexican hookers and blow.

Now this is the kinda stuff Oprah should be putting on her SuperSoul Sunday lineup. Reddit user “plzsendhalp” recently posted about how his Bacchanalian vacay south of the border saved him from himself. Depressed, he’d outlined a whole suicide plan, traveled to Mexico to get the right kinda chemicals for a euphoric farewell, and then – in the midst of his death plot – life happened. It started with a.. Read More