Why we should all be gayer.

“Why does homosexuality exist?” What a click-baity title for an article. And what an idiot I am for having clicked it when I wasn’t terribly interested in the answer. At least not anymore than I am to know why my homo homies use a rainbow for their flag (I still dunno. Don’t bother telling me. I’ll forget.) Yet, I read on. For science. But not before opine-ruminating on the issue.. Read More

Lauren Morelli’s sapphic epiphany and why marriage is dumb.

So, Orange Is The New Black creator, Lauren Morelli, dumped her hubby. After a sudden Sapphic epiphany. And now she’s dating an actress on the show. (To be fair, even straight girls wanna date Poussey. It’s like when Katherine Moennig played “Shane” on Showtime. It’s not the sex – it’ s the X-factor.) Ya know, this is the stupid thing about labels. When I was queef deep in marathon sessions.. Read More

From Russia with “love entertainment”: banning backsides backfires

I’ve always loved reverse psychology. People want what they’re told they can’t have. And you can totally use this to your advantage, if you’re smart. Which is why I don’t get why – if you’re a government who doesn’t want people to ingest a drug or sexercise a certain way – why you’d make that thing illegal. We’re little kids imprisoned in adult bodies. If you hide the cookies in.. Read More

The chemicals between us (sex smells)

Remember when we learned about pheromones in science class? I always thought they were some sort of super power – ’cause we can’t consciously sense them. They just penetrate us like X-rays and effect our attraction level. And when you think about it, they kind of are. The receiving end is at least – because only 30 percent of humans have that nose-base receiver (the vomeronasal organ, they call it).. Read More