Clearly, now I’ll have to see this disgusting movie.

β€œThe next scene features our protagonist as she tromps through a dirty underground toilet, sloshing her feet through muck and rubbing her ass all around the seat, which is covered in piss and other unidentifiable stains.” Oh, good. I was just wondering what sweet, romantic movie I could take my Valentine to see this year. And now I know – “Wetlands” – is definitely it. I saw an article about.. Read More

Rescue Dog Saves Owner

And now, for an entry on an entry: “Dog Saves Woman From Violent Sexual Assault”, reads the headline. To my delight, it’s about a rescue dog who (as one commenter points out), “Rescues her (his owner) right back” after she nearly get’s Bundy’d by some dude hiding in the bushes. Firstly: Good call on the Pretty Woman reference, but (secondly) as cute as this story is, don’t they say, the.. Read More