Requesting a vacuum cleaner this Christmas made me feel old, alone, and a bit insane. What made me feel worse? The dewey eyed excitement response I wasn’t expecting to have when I got it. And when I took it home. And when I turned into a floor-specific Cinderella…. But apparently, it’s not just old, solitary, possibly crazy folk who are into this stuff. Because this 14 year old kid called.. Read More
Six target gifts to seriously consider
Is your santa sack still empty like mine is? I’ve literally not bought so much as gift wrap yet, so I’m glad I stumbled across a few fun ideas online today. As ever, though, I got caught up in the novelty section of Target’s gift shop while searching for serious gifts people won’t hate me for getting. And being the kind Christmas-spirited person that I am, I took a moment.. Read More
I need this dog that doesn’t exist.
“I need this dog in my life for Christmas,” I said to myself the second I saw this: View post on imgur.com However, how this creature came to be suddenly sparked a thought-debate between my sister and I today: Sis: How the hell do they mate? Me: Have you ever seen how high those lil dogs can jump? S: I’m really trying to imagine this. M: Think of it like.. Read More
MissAshHolePants X-mas gift list (continued).
I understand and appreciate your plight fully. It’s already been the better part of a week since I shared what you can begin buying me for Christmas. And now you’re all thinking, “But, Ashley, an ipad, ipad holder, leashless dog leash, dog who can walk himself, and self-aware vacuum cleaner robot isn’t nearly enough for you. We’ve already bought you these things the same day you issued your memo. What.. Read More
Things to get me this X-mas
Aside from the obvious things like an unlimited supply of itunes music, Starbucks goodies, and my hovercraft (stocking stuffers, really) I figured I’d share with you what I truly require for Christmas this year. We’ll start small. And early. That way you all have time to get them. And all of them. Clearly, this is a list that’s ongoing – so I may have to make it a weekly or.. Read More