Part of my spiritual path is making others feel better about themselves. Ya know? Showing others how beautiful they are and all that? So, today, as I was ritualistically caking assorted liquids and powders on the front of my skull, I thought, “What better way to do that than to call on another part of my spiritual path? The part where I’m meant to be honest?” You see, in writing,.. Read More
Why Kat Von D should hire me to add to her “Underage Red” lipstick collection.
Kat Von D (who admittedly knows her way around an eyeshadow palette) is in the shit today. And why? Cuzza some name she gave one of her lipsticks: “Underage Red”. Terrible right? I mean, here she has this killer collection with the likes of a lip pigment called “Lolita” in it, and she settles for “Underage Red”? Actually, I suppose that my problem isn’t that she called it that –.. Read More